It is frustrating when a dispute reaches the point of deterioration. There are many reasons why people can not, should not, or would rather not take matters into their own hands. Yet very few people have some where to turn for such matters, this is not the movies. Many every day regular folks turn to the law, and there are good reasons too. But sometimes you need a form of justice with that personal touch. No restraining orders, no waiting for a trial, no lost paperwork, just a good old-fashion statement that gets your message across.
I am an expert in matters of Collection Services, Repossession of Property, Destruction of Property, and Making a Point that will not soon be forgotten. At least not until the bandages and swelling are long gone.
NEW! Customizable methods!
Non Physical Services
- Excessive Touchdown Celebration (Solid choice for valuables like purses.)
- My Cousin Vinny (Sometimes it only takes a little volume.)
Not-So-Accidental Covert Services
- Aunt Bunny (Public stairways extra.)
- Sonny Bono (Excellent for outdoorsy types.)
Getting Physical
- Swirlie (If you want me to defile the bowl first, that’s extra)
- Canadian Cross Check (includes a free flagrant High Sticking.)
- Office Linebacker Treatment (Great in public places if time is a constraint!)
- Ol’ County Whoopin’ (Broken Limbs are extra, sorry.)
- Adams Apple Cobbler (Long term solutions only please.)
- Louisville Slugger (Priced per knee)
- Very reasonable rates!
- ACT NOW!